This show is about death, being cool before then, and giving a f*ck. And I get that's not cool but someone's gotta tell hard truths like: if we're going have to eat billionaires to survive, I want to start with Rihanna. And like someone has to tell Elon he looks like a half-squeezed tube of toothpaste, which is fine--I'm not body-shaming--you can be fat, you can be skinny but Elon is a billionaire so he really can afford to pick one. And someone's gotta tell LeBron that all that money won't make you greater than Jordan. LeBron: give up a couple $100M, get Kyrie, be happy.

This show has a lot of American references. Some key ones include: racism, wealth hoarding, and a general disregard for intelligent discourse. To make this show accessible I have organized it around a few key themes: sex, drugs, politics, and the upcoming class war.

Running time for this show will be 60m as a reminder that if you can't run for at least that long, you will not survive the inevitable apocalypse.